Hardcore Muppet Fucking
Most of the sexual tension on the set was between Gonzo and Miss Piggy. Though blue and repulsive, if Gonzo lay flat on his back the bend in his nose positioned perfectly at Piggy's g spot. All the while while she was force to run around with gay Kermit, for photo opps.
L. Ron Hubbard for Pope!
If nothing else, this man deserves our respect as an entrepreneur. What if I told you, I was going to get celebrities to give him hundreds of millions of dollars and in return provide absolutely no service in return and the clincher- I'm not even going to pay taxes! And I'll sue anyone who disagrees with me.
Fucking brilliant!
Fucking brilliant!
I feel so medium!
I downed a shot of Nyquil for insomnia and then had 10mg of Ritalin for the job search. It has no effect whatsoever.
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